The Mum Caked In Crap

I feel like I should really be putting my "new" postpartum body. Because, lets face it, it is new, it's different. My body was a house for the second time 7 months ago, and even though the premises are now let's say "vacant" once again, I'm still suffering from the strains of pregnancy. At just 4 months pregnant, I developed SPD (Symphis Pubic Dysfunction) - if you have no idea what this is let me give you a quick insight, it's basically the feeling of any time that you move your hips you feel like they are being torn apart, along with your thighs and back. So as you can imagine, pretty painful. So when I had my second I was thrilled (because hopefully) like with my first, as soon as he was out it would be gone. Que loud buzzer.. WRONG. It would linger around for 7 more long months, and show no sign of pissing off. I was very fortunate that I could breastfeed for the 2nd time, and did so successfully. However, my little boy was ridiculously h...