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What do you get when life gives you a 5 week old? Shat on.


Its funny isnt it, how someone can do a massive crap on you and it gives you inspiration to write a blog about how charming parenthood can sometimes be. 


I am in no way a perfect parent, far from it. The job isn't easy, and sometimes it can be thoroughly exhausting. I've been a Mother since 2014 well.. 2013 if the pregnancy counts too! In 2017 I went crazy and added a Son to our family, so double the trouble, the poo and wee, the sickness bugs and the sleepless nights. 

With Faith my eldest being 3 now, day to day life has taken a significantly different direction since baby brother Poopey Rupey arrived (Rupert) 5 weeks ago. Things are nowhere near as easy now, everything is twice the work, and as for the washing; I could write a whole page on how much of a pain in the rear end that is. Fairy non bio is far from cheap, and what a load of tosh '72 washes' yes if your washing clothes for ants! 

Basically, I'll be using this blog to rant, hopefully make you laugh and feel like your not alone, and to share my tears and my journey of being a Mum. 

So anyway, that is the brief introduction of my life, come along for the journey if you want.  

The Caked In Crap Mum  x 

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