Ah motherhood, predictable...
1. Take 3000 pictures - 2000 of them are the same but hey, every single one is cute.
2. Check breathing, relax, check breathing relax.
3. Check temperature, relax, check temperature, relax.
4. Sit and stare at the baby and think, how the eff did that come out?
5. Say to everyone who visits "I can't believe how much they've changed already"
6. Wonder how one tiny human produces so much washing, like, tons!
7. Inspect each new poo for nasties, just in case, if worried google "what should newborn poo look like"
8. Get ridiculously upset when it's time to ditch the tiny baby clothes (maybe try and squeeze in one outfit one more time)
9. Compare your newborn to your Great Great Great Great Auntie because Granny said they looked alike
10. Regret all of the useless gadgets and gizmos that you brought that thought would help
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1. Take 3000 pictures - 2000 of them are the same but hey, every single one is cute.
2. Check breathing, relax, check breathing relax.
3. Check temperature, relax, check temperature, relax.
4. Sit and stare at the baby and think, how the eff did that come out?
5. Say to everyone who visits "I can't believe how much they've changed already"
6. Wonder how one tiny human produces so much washing, like, tons!
7. Inspect each new poo for nasties, just in case, if worried google "what should newborn poo look like"
8. Get ridiculously upset when it's time to ditch the tiny baby clothes (maybe try and squeeze in one outfit one more time)
9. Compare your newborn to your Great Great Great Great Auntie because Granny said they looked alike
10. Regret all of the useless gadgets and gizmos that you brought that thought would help
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