Forget listening to Mum about fashion, and life, I knew it all did you?
1. Belts - The bigger the better, looked especially good around the waist or riding right onto the hips. Looked even better around a cardigan.
2. Covering the face in Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse. Always go for at least two shades darker, or two shades lighter. Never rub it into the neck.
3. No Mum, its a dress, not a top. Rock on up to the teen disco in what can only be described as a throwback from 2007, looking like Cascada.
4. Black hair dye underneath the blonde - Super super dark next to bleach blonde, really fashionable, so fashionable that the whole friendship group did the same. Walking about like a Pussy Cat Dolls tribute band.
5. Borrowing friends clothes, whether they would fit or not. If your mate was an 8 and you were a 12, you could squeeze into it no probs.
6. Curl, straight, curl, straight. Take it in turns to take a section of each from your hair. Forget the heat protection spray, the frizz look was in.
7. Nice tight school trousers - After all who wants to wear the awful example that they provided? No way, its all about the tight trousers that had little bits of elastic coming from the crotch to make you look like you hadn't tamed the lady garden since starting puberty.
8. Nice cheap perfume - Get to the local pharmacy and choose whichever one smelt of vanilla, strawberry or white musk.
9. Wear Ugg boots with baggy jeans - Dont tuck in? No problem, let them ruffle up. Uggs look really good all worn in and pushed over to the side, so that when you walk you look like you've pooed youself.
10. Clearly it was cool to drink underage. If you couldn't get anything stronger than Lambrini or TVX/WKD - your night was going to be a disaster.
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1. Belts - The bigger the better, looked especially good around the waist or riding right onto the hips. Looked even better around a cardigan.
2. Covering the face in Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse. Always go for at least two shades darker, or two shades lighter. Never rub it into the neck.
3. No Mum, its a dress, not a top. Rock on up to the teen disco in what can only be described as a throwback from 2007, looking like Cascada.
4. Black hair dye underneath the blonde - Super super dark next to bleach blonde, really fashionable, so fashionable that the whole friendship group did the same. Walking about like a Pussy Cat Dolls tribute band.
5. Borrowing friends clothes, whether they would fit or not. If your mate was an 8 and you were a 12, you could squeeze into it no probs.
6. Curl, straight, curl, straight. Take it in turns to take a section of each from your hair. Forget the heat protection spray, the frizz look was in.
7. Nice tight school trousers - After all who wants to wear the awful example that they provided? No way, its all about the tight trousers that had little bits of elastic coming from the crotch to make you look like you hadn't tamed the lady garden since starting puberty.
8. Nice cheap perfume - Get to the local pharmacy and choose whichever one smelt of vanilla, strawberry or white musk.
9. Wear Ugg boots with baggy jeans - Dont tuck in? No problem, let them ruffle up. Uggs look really good all worn in and pushed over to the side, so that when you walk you look like you've pooed youself.
10. Clearly it was cool to drink underage. If you couldn't get anything stronger than Lambrini or TVX/WKD - your night was going to be a disaster.
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